A Big Belated Halloween Post

Yes, this is a belated Halloween post due to my ‘stolen’ camera (not really stolen at all, instead hanging out in the SUPER secret hiding spot I put it in, my school bag.) So, upon finding the MIA camera, I somehow lost my camera chord…again. In order to get these pictures I got to visit CVS, download to the CD, then transfer to my computer. I love losing things.

Nonetheless, here are the much awaited Halloween pictures (post from this past weekend will follow shortly). As always, I was HUGE this year. In case you are wondering what that means, it’s very literal. Chap loves creating Halloween costumes that make me enormous. Seriously, I can hardly fit through doors and rarely can I actually sit down. Meanwhile, Mr. Halloween is usually very sporty and cute (see evidence below).

This year we went to Todd and Tammy’s. Here they are passing out candy to the kids (yes, there were kids that cried. Unfortunately, I didn’t get a picture of the vampire couple…but they looked very real!)

Here are Shelly and Mike a.k.a Ed McMahon and Misty Pruitt (Misty just won ‘Publisher’s Clearing House’ at the most inopportune time, but she is just thrilled!)

Here is Juno & Bleeker…need I say more?? Juno (Mimi) is actually pregnant (but married), so this couldn’t have been a more perfect costume.

Warning: The following costume is slightly offensive, however, please keep in mind that Chap actually tried to convince me to do this last year (only a few months after the death of Steve Erwin.) Yes, I am the stingray. Awful, I know. Please Note: my hugeness

I was able to scrounge up a few exhibits of my giant costumes. Unfortunately, the only one I can’t seem to find is the FISHERMAN AND BOBBER. Visualize: Chap in fisherman’s attire, holding a fishing pole with fishing line that is attached to me—the bobber. I was ginormously round with a hula hoop to create the global effect, XXXL white sweatshirt sewed to XXXL red sweatpants. End Scene.



Here is our first Halloween together. I was a pregnant redneck (huge) while Chap was my mullet redneck husband. Notice the bruises on my arms.

And finally, the year that Chap got to be a darling tennis player and I got to pose as the huge tennis ball AND tennis net (that would be a shower curtain rod I’m wearing as a belt.)

So, now you have the Rollings’ historical huge Halloween timeline. Ladies, if anyone is tired of wearing the comfortable/cute Halloween costumes just give me a call! I'd be happy to share some of my husand's 'big ideas' with you! =)